So I’ve been doing some research into Once Upon a Time and the ship that is Swen/Swan Queen as someone asked me to write fanfiction for it.
I’ve got lots of headcanons ready for exploration and expansion, one of which I’ve started in earnest but then when I was watching an episode yesterday this crack fic idea sprang to mind and I wrote it…whilst under the influence of a certain Mr Jack Daniel.
And now I’ve accidently on purpose published it because it made me laugh re-reading it.
So yeah…total crack fic although it doesn’t start out that way M rated for language and…*ahem* implications.
And yes I am as subtle as a brick 😀